10 Bad things that can happen to you while taking a bubble bath

  1. 1.
    Your bubble beard won't stick
  2. 2.
    Pandora plays a song that just doesn't work
  3. 3.
    A candle goes out and the lighter is way over there
  4. 4.
    You pee a little
  5. 5.
    You pee a lot
  6. 6.
    You lose your rubber ducky in the bubbles
  7. 7.
    You prune
  8. 8.
    You realize that those last ten pounds are why you had to call the police to help you get unstuck from the tub
  9. 9.
    Grandpa accidentally sent you a dick pic
  10. 10.
    You fall asleep and drown