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- •I have to go to the doctor to take care of something (*pats belly)Yes, she meant an abortion
- •I just flew back into New York and I'm too jet lagged.Me: where did you fly in from? Him: the Dominican Republic. Me: 🙄
- •I have to go to my sister's bridal shower today.Me: It's 3 pm on a weekday...and you're a dude