Reasons I am at Starbucks

  1. In an airport
  2. Drive thru and I didn't wanna get out of the car
  3. Had a gift card
  4. Wanted to order something non-hipster-coffee-shop friendly
    I.e. Hazelnut latte, mocha anything
  5. Illegally downloading something
  6. Their croissants are really good
  7. They have almond milk now!
    I know almonds are water hogs. I KNOW.