Reasons I am at Starbucks
- •In an airport
- •Drive thru and I didn't wanna get out of the car
- •Had a gift card
- •Wanted to order something non-hipster-coffee-shop friendlyI.e. Hazelnut latte, mocha anything
- •Illegally downloading something
- •Their croissants are really good
- •They have almond milk now!I know almonds are water hogs. I KNOW.