Things I maybe could like but I just don't wanna

File under: I am a hater
  1. Mayonnaise
    Actually all white condiments or sauces - alfredo, sour cream, shit is gross
  2. Game of Thrones
  3. Vodka
  4. Any kind of flip flops, even nice expensive broken in ones
  5. Friends
    The show ofc
  6. Pizookie slash cookie cake
    None of the crispiness I am looking for in a cookie, always overly sweet, and is it just me or do they never come with nuts? My cookies need nuts. Sue me.
  7. Most cake
    I just hate frosting
  8. COCONUT WATER
    Sorry to say. Tastes like cum.
  9. Pet birds
    Ew