ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Inspired by @Veronique
  1. 1.
    I'm Rachel
    Formerly Rachel Smith one of the most common names in the history of all names.
  2. 2.
    I'm a speech language pathologist
    I teach little kids how to talk and it's amazingly rewarding and hilarious.
  3. 3.
    I'm married to Ethan
    My cat hates him.
  4. 4.
    I'm from Colorado
    I love the mountains. And the greenery.
  5. 5.
    I have the taste buds of a 5 year old.
    Mac and cheese and cheese pizza. For days.