Inspired by @Veronique
  1. I'm Rachel
    Formerly Rachel Smith one of the most common names in the history of all names.
  2. I'm a speech language pathologist
    I teach little kids how to talk and it's amazingly rewarding and hilarious.
  3. I'm married to Ethan
    Static
    My cat hates him.
  4. I'm from Colorado
    I love the mountains. And the greenery.
  5. I have the taste buds of a 5 year old.
    Static
    Mac and cheese and cheese pizza. For days.