Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option
Or if they weren't made up in my imagination.
- •Nail polish color namerWould you like "flamingo kneecap" or "summer sweat stain" for your toes?
- •Cat speech therapistPretty sure I can generalize my skills from humans to cats. Meow.
- •Pizza topping distribution specialistBecause of horrors like this...
- •President of the coalition of kids meals for allThat bold 12 AND UNDER ONLY stands between me and my Kraft Mac.
- •Fluffy animal strokerSounds creepier than intended.