SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME ABOUT BEING A VEGETARIAN
- •Waiter: what can I get you? Me: I don't eat meat, what are my options? Waiter: well if you don't eat meat, we've got chicken.This just in folks: chicken isn't meat!
- •"How can anyone stand not eating meat?" *bites into hamburger*
- •"I know you don't eat meat, but I'll leave this plate in front of you just in case!"
- •"Mmmmm this is SO good. Sure you don't want to try some? Just a little bite? You sure?"
- •"Animals were brought to earth so humans could eat them!"
- •"You aren't getting any protein, and that's really unhealthy."
- •"Vegetarians are just rich spoiled brats." *lights cigarette"I am SO serious. This actually happened.
- •"Ohhh, you're doing this because you feel bad for the animals." *chuckles in a "look how cute she is" way*
- •Them: *gives me lecture about why I should eat meat* Me: *explains my reasons as to why they shouldn't eat meat* Them: well, I don't tell you how to live your life, why are you trying to guilt me?