5 THINGS I BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE BEFORE I HAD TO LEAVE WHEN A SHAWN COLVIN SONG MADE ME CRY

(If you must know it was "Sunny Came Home" and I was caught unprepared because when I walked in the Macarena was on)
  1. Double Stuff Oreos
  2. Baby carrots
  3. Sour Cream & Onion Lays (family size)
  4. 2 pints of cashew milk ice cream
  5. Kraft Singles (16 slices)