ELEMENTS OF THE MOVIE HIGH FIDELITY I WILL NEVER NOT HAVE A BONER FOR

  1. John Cusack
    Always.
  2. John Cusack speaking directly to the camera
    He can break my fourth wall anytime.
  3. Tim Robbins as Ian
    His ponytail.
  4. The way it's always raining on John Cusack at important moments
    In other instances convenient emotional weather bothers me but not when John Cusack is wet.
  5. The realistic depiction of a romantic relationship
    "It wasn't spectacular...it was just good."
  6. Also, John Cusack