I got my first dog ever 5 months ago and her name is Larry. Like Sanders.
  1. This is actually how Larry sleeps. Under the covers, head on the pillow, ridiculous look on face.
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  2. It's too hot right now but earlier this year Larry was super into her grey hoodie. True story: She met Ice-T and Coco once in an elevator and Ice was all "that's a real cool sweatshirt" and she jumped up on him while I stared at the floor nervous-giggling.
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  3. I once took Larry to a punk festival.
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  4. Larry's teeth look like tiny tic tacs.
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  5. I have about six thousand more because this is who I am now but I'll end it here.
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