TOP 5 BEST WORST THINGS MY EX-BOYFRIEND EVER SAID TO ME

In chronological order
  1. "Why don't you have a nesting instinct?"
    In bed, while gazing into my eyes and stroking my hair.
  2. "I think you have gingivitis"
    While black out drunk and insisting he floss my teeth.
  3. "You're a spoiled bitch who doesn't care about the labor movement"
    Because I didn't know what May Day was.
  4. "You think you have to suffer for your art"
    That one is probably true.
  5. "I don't want an equal, I want a lesser"
    He actually said that. Out loud.