Yesterday, 3/26, I got gold teeth.
  1. Dudes on the subway sing AT me now. It feels special.
  2. I've been arrested four times.
  3. An older black dude at Banana Republic stopped me and said "those new?"
    Which is maybe the dopest/tightest conversation to EVER HAPPEN IN A BANANA REPUBLIC
  4. They've really helped me in taking more selfies, which I always felt was lacking.
  5. I got a free gun with them.
  6. I look adorable
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