NAMES THAT DONT MATCH FACES

This is a completely open list and would love y'all's suggestions. Here's my first submission
  1. Morgan Spurlock
    Sounds more like a banker and or super dweeb not a punk rock vegan with a fu man chu mustache?
  2. Gretchen Wilson
    Suggested by   @NoahGeisel
  3. Paz de la Huerta
    Oh wait just some trainwreck not a monumental poet
    Suggested by   @film114
  4. Rachel Dolezal
    Suggested by   @jasonkim