REASONS WHY WATER IS OVERRATED

  1. It is clear and boring
  2. Sometimes it is salty and like not in a way that helps magnify/contrast a flavor in a new and exciting way
  3. You can drown in it
  4. Somehow it costs money
  5. It just falls from the sky sometimes
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  7. We're made of like 75% water, right? But imagine if we were made up of another liquid, like mercury or juice. Any scientist would agree: that would be awesome.
    Suggested by   @averymonsen
  8. Tastes bland
    Suggested by   @yrfriendrachel
  9. Just messier ice
    Suggested by   @yrfriendrachel