THE BEST PLACES TO STEAL

Ranked by easiest to hardest
  1. Your house
    You let me in and I'll just wander and take stuff
  2. My house
    There's not a lot but I always keep money on the kitchen counter because I'm insecure
  3. CVS
    Mostly candy, but if you go in the travel section it's pretty easy
  4. All Banks
    Seems hard, but if you wear sunglasses it's not so bad
  5. Church
    You have to become a minister to do it, so that's an obstacle but after that you're home free
  6. Whole foods bruh, essential oils at 14 bucks is a rip off. Will pocket every time.
    Suggested by   @nathanrossi