1. When I wake up at noon
  2. When I sneeze loudly
  3. When I forget to clean my cupboard for two weeks straight
  4. When I laugh loudly in public
  5. When I spend too much time on the phone/laptop
  6. When I spend too much time in office working
  7. When there's too much milk or too much sugar in the tea I make
  8. When my rotis are not perfectly round
    That stuff about brown moms and perfectly round rotis is a 100% true
  9. That one time I said I wanted to go on a Eurotrip
    *shakes head like she's trying to ward off some evil spirit* It's like, all she can imagine when I say "Europe" is me pole dancing or smoking up.