Times when my mother says "No decent man will marry you!"
- •When I wake up at noon
- •When I sneeze loudly
- •When I forget to clean my cupboard for two weeks straight
- •When I laugh loudly in public
- •When I spend too much time on the phone/laptop
- •When I spend too much time in office working
- •When there's too much milk or too much sugar in the tea I make
- •When my rotis are not perfectly roundThat stuff about brown moms and perfectly round rotis is a 100% true
- •That one time I said I wanted to go on a Eurotrip*shakes head like she's trying to ward off some evil spirit* It's like, all she can imagine when I say "Europe" is me pole dancing or smoking up.