1. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. I also approved of his cool pants." - Mark Twain
  2. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Cool pants though." - Mae West
  3. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. But you have cool pants." - Groucho Marx
  4. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music, and cool pants for wearing." -Billy Wilder
  5. "He has all of the virtues I dislike, and non or the vices I admire. Just some cool pants." - Winston Churchill