Nobody Tell Ralphie Day About These Other 'Ostentatious' Things
- •World's Greatest Dad mugs
- •The Miles Davis album "Birth of the Cool"
- •Optimum cable
- •Tina Turner's "Simply the Best"
- •Best friends
- •Former NFL wide receiver Peerless Price
- •Taco Bell Supremes
- •The Minneapolis valet service company Unparalleled Parking