Why the Eggs I Make Never Look Right

  1. Obsma
  2. Sarah Palin blaming Obama
  3. Everything I know about circles is wrong
  4. Distracted over James Franco cast in a David Simon project
  5. The double burner is next to a window where roommate once scared the shit out of the other roommate when she was in the kitcheb
  6. Jamie Foxx was too busy saving someone else I guess
  7. Pluto keeps texting asking what the new, sexy ninth planet has that she doesn't
  8. Distracted over prospect of not finishing Mozart in the Jungle and Transparent season 2 before Amazon Prime free trial ends
  9. There's no app for it (Maybe, haven't checked)