5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    a friend doing performance art in a compost heap
    I will not be taking any further questions.
  2. 2.
    down the rabbit hole
    just one of the countless fine art pieces inspired from boredom in an airport
  3. 3.
    a romantic picture of myself and someone who I am not romantic with
    in the amorous landscape of suburban New Jersey
  4. 4.
    an ad in a Penn State bathroom stall that urges pooping males to get tested for STDs
    In my experience, tagging your location during sex usually kills the mood
  5. 5.
    Diving into the Sea
    have you ever seen such grace