October Puns

  1. Socktober
    Socks! Socks! Socks! Get all your socks during this fake, month long promotion!
  2. Mocktober
    Maybe practicing for mock trial, or watching Christopher Guest movies.
  3. Rocktober
    Jamming out to your favorite tunes all month.
  4. Blocktober
    Have a block party just because.
  5. Glocktober
    Guns! Guns! Guns! Get all your guns during this fake promotion!
  6. Jocktober
    Jock appreciation month
  7. Walktober
    Walk constantly for 31 days.
  8. Shocktober
    Shock a friend, colleague, or family member with a big secret or revelation. Or literally shock them with a zapper or static electricity. Up to you.
  9. Crocktober
    Different crock pot soups everyday! (We are actually doing this at my work and it is a competition and there is a trophy involved)
    Suggested by   @sally
  10. Frocktober
    A different dress each day
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  11. Knock Knoctober
    Knock knock! Who's there? A month! A month of what? A month of silly knock knock jokes!
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  12. Tick Tocktober
    A new clock every day! Also Ke$ha is the spokeswoman
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  13. Cocktober
    In which we celebrate male chickens
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  14. The Rocktober
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  15. Baraktober
    The president is always in the news... Let's spice up those boring article headlines please.
    Suggested by   @rebeccaroanoke
  16. Ocsnowbird
    Yeah I don't really know.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  17. Smocktober
    go ahead get silly with that paint, doesn't matter if it's messy cause you wearing a smock bitch
    Suggested by   @nato
  18. Glocktober
    Something that is probably already part of this month's NRA newsletter.
    Suggested by   @eliolsberg