Things I'm Doing to Prepare for My First Seder

A catholic boy's guide to Seder with his Jewish girlfriend's family
  1. Figuring out what kugel is
  2. Thinking of excuses to get out of trying gefilte fish
  3. Learning that the four questions (which I will be asking) cannot be about anything
  4. Rehearsing "mmm this is fantastic" with an honest face
  5. Not making dumb jokes about the flatbread
  6. Realizing that when in doubt, drink more wine