Knock on wood!
  1. I can't remember the last time my wifi went out.
  2. Haven't had an ingrown toenail in a while.
  3. Been getting along great with my friends/significant other/parents recently.
  4. When did I become so photogenic?
  5. Our team is ahead going into the half? We got this.
  6. It's a little dreary, but my car needs to be washed.
  7. The friend of a friend of my parents whose HBO password I use hasn't changed their password in over a year!
    Suggested by @sam
  8. Traffic's not bad. We should be on time
    Suggested by @fats
  9. I haven't gotten sick in a while!
    Suggested by @sam