Things You Shouldn't Say if You're Superstitious
Knock on wood!
- •I can't remember the last time my wifi went out.
- •Haven't had an ingrown toenail in a while.
- •Been getting along great with my friends/significant other/parents recently.
- •When did I become so photogenic?
- •Our team is ahead going into the half? We got this.
- •It's a little dreary, but my car needs to be washed.
- •The friend of a friend of my parents whose HBO password I use hasn't changed their password in over a year!Suggested by @sam
- •Traffic's not bad. We should be on timeSuggested by @fats
- •I haven't gotten sick in a while!Suggested by @sam