FUCK MARRY KILL BARACK, MICHELLE, JOE

There's a correct answer but I want to hear your voices
  1. Fuck Barack, Marry Michelle, Kill Joe
    Suggested by   @feminist
  2. Bed Barak. Wed Michelle. Bye, Joe.
    Suggested by   @dubstep
  3. Fuck Joe. He's not calling you back anyway. Bed Barack. Kill Michelle, she just gets the short end of the stick unfortunately.
    Suggested by   @sswyryt
  4. Fuck Barack, Marry Joe, Kill Michelle (I am not worthy of Michelle Obama) (I might be genuinely attracted to Joe) (Obama is hot)
    Suggested by   @nbrennan11