KEEPING UP WITH ME, A NEAR KARDASHIAN

Hey
  1. 1.
    I'm applying to college
    Hard yikes
  2. 2.
    I'm back on the list app
    What did I miss?
  3. 3.
    I'm listening to Sufjan
    Always
  4. 4.
    I cut my hair
    11 inches
  5. 5.
    I got a fish
    Her name is either Ruth or Ophelia
  6. 6.
    I'm watching a lot of Seinfeld and competitive baking shows now
    Bobby Flay turned me off cooking shows
  7. 7.
    I went hiking yesterday
    It was foggy and cold as fuck
  8. 8.
    I'm a lesbian still