THE HORRIBLE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED

I'm still screaming
  1. I just got home from school and I am sitting on my couch with my headphones in
  2. I am aggressively rapping to the Hamilton soundtrack
    Cabinet battle #1 for the fans
  3. It's not too cold out so the front door is open
  4. My couch is ten feet from the door facing a different direction
  5. I just heard a noise coming from outside so I paused the music and peeked out the door
  6. The FedEx truck was pulling up my driveway
  7. There were packages on the porxh
  8. HE MUST HAVE HEARD ME. CLEARLY.
  9. I'M NOT GOING TO RECOVER