THINGS I HATE IRRATIONALLY

Not to be hostile but I'm willing to fight about any of these
  1. Birkenstocks
    They're so ugly. Always awful. Zero stars.
  2. Star Wars
    YEAH
  3. Potato products other than mashed potatoes
    INCLUDING CHIPS AND FRIES. YEAH
  4. Nicholas Cage
    His face is so unsettling
  5. Pens that aren't liquid
    What's the point of writing if it's not smooth
  6. Cats
    They don't really love you