THINGS YOU DON'T DO

@DOGDAD this is a callout post! You're the worst and I hate you!
  1. Have a friend that is a vegetarian
    (that's me)
  2. Let that friend talk about vegetarianism - EXTENSIVELY - almost daily
  3. NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT
  4. BE A VEGETARIAN FOR SEVEN MONTHS
  5. NEVER BRING IT UP
  6. HAVE THAT FRIEND LEARN THROUGH ANOTHER FRIEND
  7. BE THE WORST