YOUR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC: ME

  1. Will drink an entire cup of coffee or tea after it has gone cold
  2. Sleeps either more than ten hours or less than four hours with no in between
  3. Says I'm a writer, hasn't written in months
  4. Runs up every staircase I encounter as fast as I can
  5. Cries during every episode of Grey's Anatomy, even that weird one with the singing
  6. Refuses to do long term assignments until the night before while screamung