I CAN'T. IT'S RAINING.

It sounds like torrents out there (to be fair my bedroom doesn't block out sound really) and now I don't want to do ANYTHING.
  1. Shop for food
    I don't want to drive 10 miles to wegmans and unload all the bags from wherever I find a parking spot to my apartment.
  2. Take a shower
    I'll just end up wet anyway.
  3. Go anywhere
  4. Go to the gym
    That would be going "somewhere" which is contrary to not going anywhere. Also did I mention it's raining?