I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED NEAR A COMPUTER.

A true story, with inspiration from my friend Ross.
  1. I got this marketing email.
  2. I pushed my glasses up and thought, in a nasally voice, "um... Actually. It's light speed."
  3. I agonized ever whether to respond.
  4. I felt bad for being THAT GUY....
  5. to a content marketer who should know that if you're gonna use the lingo of an international franchise you should google first.
  6. FYI.... "Warp Speed" is Star Trek, folks!!!
  7. I continued to debate with myself about being a "corrector," about, of all things, Star Wars. 🙈
  8. But The Force was too strong 🤓
  9. I gave in and emailed them to apologetically point out their egregious error.
  10. They were gracious about it and said "you passed our test!"
  11. But at what cost!!!
  12. Ok. I am over this now. Even if I come across like a nerdy asshole.
  13. I leave you with words of wisdom from Obi Wan Kenobi:
  14. "Live long and prosper."