These are things I look like
  1. A man who ate a baby and not sorry about it.
  2. A guy who chills by a kids play ground until someone asks him " aww which one is yours" and the response is " I haven't decided yet"
  3. A failed yoga instructor
  4. Homeless with a house in Beverly Hills.
  5. Someone who "LOVES WINE" and has no idea what he is talking about.
  6. The shit emoji
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