List of things that bother me when I'm dining in a restaurant...

  1. Wobbly table
  2. Silverware all askew
  3. Pictures on the wall not leveled
  4. Bus boxes on stands
  5. Waiters thumb on my plate when serving
  6. Vanishing waiters
  7. Chairs with crumbs
  8. Burned out light bulbs
  9. Dirty spotted flatware