REASONS WHY I HAVE TINDER
- •I like it when guys call me pretty while I eat approximately 14 Doritos Locos Tacos and cry.
- •Go-to spot for Netflix and chill.
- •It lets me say inappropriate things to attractive strangers that I would probably never say in person.
- •If I embarrass myself in front of said attractive stranger, it's just a short tap away from never having to ever interact with them again.
- •I can be as judgmental as I want to be without being afraid of seeming rude (if your profile picture is of a My Little Pony character, in the words of my lord and savior Beyoncé, I'm swiping "to the left, to the left.")