REASONS WHY I HAVE TINDER

  1. I like it when guys call me pretty while I eat approximately 14 Doritos Locos Tacos and cry.
  2. Go-to spot for Netflix and chill.
  3. It lets me say inappropriate things to attractive strangers that I would probably never say in person.
  4. If I embarrass myself in front of said attractive stranger, it's just a short tap away from never having to ever interact with them again.
  5. I can be as judgmental as I want to be without being afraid of seeming rude (if your profile picture is of a My Little Pony character, in the words of my lord and savior Beyoncé, I'm swiping "to the left, to the left.")