THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN I'M BY MYSELF FOR TOO LONG
It's 12:13 AM. I've had a glass or two of wine. Let's fuckin do this.
- •If I should or should not eat the giant pot of fettuccine I have in my fridge.
- •How long it would take for me to go get an extra large Coke slurpee.
- •If I can actually do everything that I want to do.
- •Why people on TV only drink wine or tequila shots.
- •Why do I feel so alone and then immediately feel stupid about feeling alone afterwards.
- •Who would answer my texts right now.
- •That I should really really really be doing homework right now.
- •That I'm going to probably watch another three episodes of Private Practice instead.
- •Why my past love interests didn't work and if they're happier now without me in their life.
- •Why dogs are so fucking rad.
- •Why am I not internet famous yet.