1. Read the inflight magazine.
  2. Be bummed because the magazine has way cooler places than where you are going
  3. Brave the inflight coffee
  4. Brave the restroom
  5. Avoid bumping your head in the restroom
  6. Find the "flushing" sound mesmerize g
  7. Wonder why the inflight wifi makes Comcast look good
  8. Take out the book you brought because you decided to read again and this was a good opportj
  9. Put the book back
  10. Stare into space
  11. Wonder what that smell is
  12. Hope that it's not you
  13. Practice your Captain voice
  14. Practice your oblivious look