Reasons Why I've Never Been to a Concert

  1. What if a fire happens? How is everyone going to get out? How am I going to survive?
  2. If someone decides to crowd surf I am not positive that I will be able to support them
  3. All the good seats are the most expensive
  4. Illegal substances everywhere
  5. If people keep pushing me then eventually I'm going to turn around and punch someone in the face
  6. There are so many people which means a lot of body heat/sweat I am not willing to adapt to
  7. I can not handle being in the same area as my idol and not meet them