For the record, I want to be a mermaid so bad that i would sacrifice 100 pugs to become one if some Poseidon God wanted me to
  1. I can explore the ENTIRE ocean
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  2. I get to have a tail with a cute bikini or maybe topless? Either way it's a win win.
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  3. My best friends would be fish
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  4. My days would consist of swimming with dolphins and looking for sea shells
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  5. I would have killer abs from swimming all day
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  6. My hair would be amazing from the all the sea minerals
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  7. I would really like to know how mermaids have sex
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