🗣 WEIRDEST PICKUP LINES I'VE GOTTEN IRL
After getting my beloved burger phone stolen last weekend (by someone who apparently has a death wish), I'm back in action! Let's begin 😎
- •Sure, men are sketch AF on Tinder, but did you know they're just as socially inept in person? Well, now you do.
- •Some questionable convo-starters I've gotten *recently* include...
- •"You have amazing cheekbones. Are you French?"
- •Guy: "You're so beautiful. Can I buy you a drink?"
- •Me: "Thanks, but I'm actually here with someone."
- •Guy: "Oh okay. Well do you have any hot friends?"
- •"I love when girls wear chokers."
- •"You look like the mom in this new Netflix show. Don't worry, that's a compliment- she's a total MILF."
- •"I own a lei company and you'd be the perfect model for it."
- •"How tall are you? ... Oh, 5'8", huh? ... That's nice. Reeeeeal nice."
- •"I know girls are very into eyebrows, so I must say, you have some great eyebrows."
- •"Have I seen you at the gym before?"
- •"You're so pretty. Let your parents know they did a great job!"