Pee-gate: The Breakdown

Apparently knowing how to use a toilet is not a prerequisite for high school.
  1. Jokes about pee start surfacing around the school
  2. I start listening closer to the jokes, I'm curious
  3. It seems there was pee all over the bathroom seat
    "Whatever" I think, stuff happens. High schoolers are kinda gross.
  4. Next day:
  5. My friend Tim sends me this snapchat
  6. It seems that the pee on the seat is more then just a rumour and it's recurring.
  7. Days go by
  8. We joke that it's Tim
    Because we blame him for everything, and he pointed it out originally so he's probably just trying to cover himself up. (Sheila is our principal)
  9. Tim tells us it's the German exchange student
    "Suuuuure Tim"- whole school
  10. One day I'm sitting in class with Tim, my friend Meghann, this other boy and my male teacher.
    I go to a private school with tiny classes
  11. My principal walks in and says "I need to talk to the boys"
  12. "As many of you may know, there's been an issue with pee on the toilet seat everyday at the same time"
  13. It's Tim it's Tim it's Tim
    Meghann and I whisper to each other
  14. "I've narrowed it down to this class and the two classes over there"
  15. That means like 6 kids.
  16. Before it was just jokes but now I'm thinking maybe it actually is Tim
  17. "Now, did any of you do it?"
    Ya because whoever did it is going to come out and say it right now. In class.
  18. Ms. Robitaille leaves to talk to the other classes
  19. A few minutes pass
  20. We see Ms. Robitaille pass our classroom on the way to her office with the German exchange student.
  21. Tim was right.
  22. HOW DID TIM KNOW?
  23. Also why can't you use a toilet man?
  24. YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AS IF YOU PEED ALL OVER THE SEAT AT THE SAME TIME EVERYDAY
  25. AND DID YOU JUST IGNORE THE SIGN?
  26. DID YOU THINK IT DIDN'T APPLY TO YOU?
  27. AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL YEAR AND IT WASNT AN ISSUE
  28. SO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY YOU JUST SUDDENLY STARTED DOING IT
  29. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN
  30. FOR WEEKS YOU'VE BEEN PEEING ON THE SEAT
  31. THERE ARE ONLY 3 TOILETS IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND YOU PEE ALL OVER ONE
  32. THE OTHER HAS NO LIGHT (and the lock doesn't work very well)
  33. SO THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS LEFT WITH ONE BATHROOM
  34. BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PEE ON THE SEAT!