1. Facebook
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    Happy birthday! I'm gonna post 39 pictures from my trip to Disneyland and stalk my exes
  2. Instagram
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    I use the photosquarer app for every picture. Also, someone told me the caption doesn't matter but that's where 96% of my effort goes.
  3. Li.st
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    I'm new and I don't completely get it yet. But I like it and I'm trying.
  4. Pinterest
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    I fantasize about trips to Europe and making incredibly tantalizing recipes.
  5. Snapchat
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    I let my sister know I'm still alive and only post to my story when there's cool geofilters
  6. Tumblr
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    Idk if I'm supposed to stick to aesthetic pics or funny text posts or fandoms but I've got it all.
  7. Twitter
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    I have my bffs on notifications and like their tweets to make them feel better about themselves. And to talk to celebrities who literally never reply to me.
  8. Vine
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    Only at 2am when I should be sleeping but I'm giggly and everything is hilarious but not so much in the morning.
  9. Youtube
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    Lots of buzz feed videos and movie trailers and music videos. And free music.