A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO YEAR OLD RACHIE AND HER VERY PATIENT MAMA

This story takes place in the back of a taxi in Paris. In it, I star as an entitled American baby. My mom costars as a lady who I recently threw up on. Happy Mothers Day.
  1. I WANT TO GO HOOOOME!
  2. Aw, Rachie, we'll be back at the hotel so soon.
  3. NO I WANNA GO TO 28 NORTH MAPLE!
  4. But I'm here, and Daddy's here, and Marthy's here, and Baby Baby's here. What can you do at home that we can't do here?
  5. I WANT TO EAT CHEERIOS!
  6. ▪️fin▪️