A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO YEAR OLD RACHIE AND HER VERY PATIENT MAMA
This story takes place in the back of a taxi in Paris. In it, I star as an entitled American baby. My mom costars as a lady who I recently threw up on. Happy Mothers Day.
- •I WANT TO GO HOOOOME!
- •Aw, Rachie, we'll be back at the hotel so soon.
- •NO I WANNA GO TO 28 NORTH MAPLE!
- •But I'm here, and Daddy's here, and Marthy's here, and Baby Baby's here. What can you do at home that we can't do here?
- •I WANT TO EAT CHEERIOS!