Guys, this JUST happened!
  1. I went on a first date.
  2. I spent $30 on fancy drinks.
  3. I found $105 on the walk home.
  4. It was a five dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill.
  5. It was just sitting there in the crosswalk.
  6. I repeat: over one hundred dollars. In the street.
  7. 💃