FOUR FACTS ABOUT THE MOST OVERSTIMULATING FIELD TRIP OF ALL TIME

I react to loud noises like a baby or dog or baby dog, and today we took kids on the MOST OVERSTIMULATING field trip ever. It was like a perfect storm of loud things. I am still recovering.
  1. It was at Madison Square Garden.
  2. The crowd was full of school children.
  3. The free giveaway thing was a combination noise-maker/person-hitter.
  4. My bud Nathan downloaded a decibel meter and texted all the grown ups this screencap.