FUCK, KILL, MARRY: NEWTON'S LAWS OF MOTION
- •Fuck: First LawThe one about inertia. You're my everything. I love and hate you. You're a troublingly true haiku about my ability to make shit happen in the Universe and I will fuck you for it.
- •Kill: Second LawForce equals mass times acceleration/f = m x a. No thank you. I see it but I can't feel it so I reject it. My truth, my physics, my murder. I'm sorry.
- •Marry: Third LawRemember this one? Equal and opposite? This is how I want the world to work. Cause and effect. Wrapped up neat. You're already my partner in every taffy-pulled choice. Will you marry me?