Things I don't love about myself lately.
  1. A man on the corner instructed me to smile, and I obliged.
  2. I bought very expensive goat milk kefir, and I loved it.
  3. I was dumped over email, and then I hit "reply."
  4. A 12 year old tried to hurt my feelings, and it worked.
  5. I resolved to buy only sustainable clothing, and I did not keep my word.