I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT LOW

Things I don't love about myself lately.
  1. 1.
    A man on the corner instructed me to smile, and I obliged.
  2. 2.
    I bought very expensive goat milk kefir, and I loved it.
  3. 3.
    I was dumped over email, and then I hit "reply."
  4. 4.
    A 12 year old tried to hurt my feelings, and it worked.
  5. 5.
    I resolved to buy only sustainable clothing, and I did not keep my word.