MIDWEEK INDEX OF UNREASONABLE DESIRES

Some things I want but probs/def will not get.
  1. I would like boys to text me with lots of exclamation points so I feel like they are excited to talk to me
  2. I would like my students to learn a new concept the first time I teach it
  3. I would like to feel the perfect temperature indoors and outdoors 365 days a year
  4. I would like nail polish to dry faster and never chip
  5. I would like to eat tacos every day
  6. I would like everyone on the subway to whisper while I'm trying to concentrate on my book
  7. I would like someone else to do all of my grocery shopping for me for free
  8. I would like all of my besties to live in my building or at the very least my borough