THE REGULAR

Grabbing a quick bite on the UES, I witnessed the delicate doyenne of Le Pain Quotidien and thought, "Yah, ok, I can get with this."
  1. She walks with a cane and sits slowly.
  2. Waiters who aren't working in her section stop at her table to tell jokes
  3. She's brought a section of a paper--maybe the Washington Post? It's printed out from their website. I have many questions about this choice.
  4. Her hair is white-blond and curled at the ends.
  5. She's wearing a mini backpack.
  6. Her nails are a deep gray, and so are the smoky gems dangling from her ears.
  7. Her order: soft boiled eggs, hummus, iced tea.