THEN DON'T, BRUH

Unimpressed by the idea that your dumb choice is causing minor inner turmoil rn.
  1. I don't want to put you in a such a tough spot, but...
  2. I don't want to say this in a text, but...
  3. I don't want to be the guy who's hitting on you on the subway in the morning, but...
  4. I don't want to confuse things, but...
  5. I don't want to spoil the whole thing, but...
  6. I don't want to ruin our friendship by having sex, but...
    I am actually totally always obviously down for this one duh obviously
    Suggested by   @saraobery
  7. "I know you really don't want too hear this AND i shouldn't tell you this, but..."
    Suggested by   @rebeccafern