THIS UR-MONDAY IS BRINGING ME DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
Today is such a little MONDAY. 👎🏼
- 1.Woke up exhausted because of an endless nightmareZombies (???), lying family members, a house in the Ozarks but it's basically the Bayou because dream logic, y'all.
- 2.Humidity really doing a number on my hairI looked so cute yesterday. Now I look messy and frazzled and those qualities are seeping into my psyche. Direct hair to brain situation.
- 3.Felt sorry for myself, overcompensated by eating a lil piece of cake for breakfastTurns out this was a bad solution. Now I feel bad forever and want to lie down. Also: why was there cake in my apartment? Roommate mysteries.
- 4.Lost my good water bottle over the weekendForced to stay hydrated via subpar water bottle that keeps hitting my nose in an annoying way. Tiniest violin.
- 5.The patriarchy is fucking with my shitI'm going to the beach this weekend, and instead of being nonstop stoked I keep thinking sad body thoughts (👙😕) then berating myself for wasting precious brain space on sad body thoughts. Also did I mention I ate cake for breakfast?
- 6.Brain = generally bad at thinkingWithout appropriate sleep/food, my brain is just a heavy pile of trash straining my neck. I'm so bad at making decisions today it's exhausting (to me and others).
- 7.It's just gloomy!How am I supposed to change my energy without sunshine? HOW I ASK?!